Thursday, July 8, 2010

Of Paul and Football

as you might have come to know.... the world has recently woken up to tunes of gentle rolling of octopuses... considering the gulf is on fire, seems octopuses have chosen an alternative lifestyle - to be a psychic... :) and guaranteed they are not getting pina-coladas, but i dont suppose they have any crib notes on their current lifestyle
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/world-cup/blog?entryID=5361798&name=worldcup2010blog&cc=5901&ver=us

forget mathematical models based on multivariate analysis to predict market predictions.... its time... for every1 to get new pets - octopuses....
its little wonder how these gentle creatures of underworld have escaped tentacles of mankind ;) (u get it how sweetly i introduced tentacles here - octopuses have tentacles and not men... funny :D well never mind if u dont find it funny, just read ahead)

considering one of the most technologically advanced countries believes in Paul, goes to prove the daily humdrum of science cannot breach the fabric of unknown to look as efficiently in future, as Paul can...

anyhows, with Paul have lately become fond of the idea of having octopuses as pets... in my opinion, they are better than dogs n cats... n here's why

the tentacles of octopuses, they are so strong that were u hanging on a rope like Sylvester Stallone in Cliffhanger, u mite use them to pull urself up... so they are life savers... what does a dog or cats tail do other than wagging?

octopuses are like mini vacuum cleaners with their small holes in their tentacles... so they are house cleaners

octopuses can kill sharks and that too with their bare hands ;)... so they are more awesome than you, me and all humanity combined together...

they are pretty intense dancers.. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUB4VvafnJ4)

you are down and hit rock bottom? just approach your friendly pet octopus.... with too many hands, they can hold you, your coffee and tissues at same time... aint that sweet

you are high and need some1 to hi-five??? you'll never find the friendly octopus out of hands to give u what u want...

Octopuses are psychics... period

and the list can go on... but hopefully you get my point...

so next time u r in a position of life n death... when there are situations beyond ur control... like the time when u cant decide what milk carton to choose - 2% organic or skimmed milk... remember Paul and ask for his advice and strength to carry you through such tough times...

till then, m logging off to head to Newport Aquarium to find my own personal psychic....

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i like your new background-it's green and light.

yeah, wish i could see that Paul, it must be interesting.

-Hylic

Stapps Paradox said...

thanks hai :)
paul is the superchamp of this worldcup... are u going to ask paul to guide u through ur phd :) that wud do u gud :)